Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. We are most distressed to report that Franklin P. Quacker has gone missing. We don't know if he was quack-knapped or took off on his own to face the world as a man, as a full grown duck. If you are reading this, Franklin, please at least write and let us know that you are okay. If anyone in the greater New York city area happens to see Franklin, please contact us. Last spotted on the Metro North train bound for Grand Central Station.